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Maladict, Monstrous Regiment (via pasiphile)
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett
ladies who take care of each other!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who are resourceful and clever!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who are gentle!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who can kick ass!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who want romance!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who don’t need a man!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who love other ladies!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who trust and rely on each other!!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who learn their femininity can be used as a weapon!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies who learn to fuck societal constructs and do whatever they need to do whether it’s ‘feminine’ or ‘masculine’ or somewhere in between!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
MONSTROUS REGIMENT (｡♥‿♥｡)
On the edge of the hollow Maladict was lounging against a tree. There was this about vampires: they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were … what was the word … déshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.
Polly and Mal, from Monstrous Regiment by Pratchett, who flirt for the whole fucking book and no one will convince me otherwise.
"To change your credit card details, please press one. To check your current account balance, press two. To dance in fire until the end of your days, please press three. Hi, this is Mara speaking; sorry, I’m out at the moment, but if you could leave your message after the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you when the shadows have swept down the wall…" [x]
If Andrew Hussie wrote the Harry Potter series Harry would’ve used the fucking liquid luck and time turner to kill Voldemort.
Except it’s not actually Voldemort, it’s a construct meant to resemble voldemort which Tom Riddle won after creating a timeloop in which he provided the magic for his own mother’s love potion and created a super powerful snake which he later turned into his beloved pet. And also Wizards have 9 kinds of romance and half of the cast are now centaurs.