“I will burn, one day. My skin will crack and my blood will fall and when it does it will be blue electric fire and all that is human and mortal in me will dissolve in fire and speed and fury and delight and not even notice that it has died though I am senseless and alone.” [x]
|Australian:||making my way down town|
|Magpie:||aggressive bird noises|
MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME
I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
fanmix yourself meme
o1.) a song you’d kick zombie ass to during the apocalypse o2.) a song you’ve heard live o3.) a song that reminds you of your favorite fictional character o4.) a song that was your middle school/high school anthem o5.) a song that reminds you of your best friend o6.) a song that would play in the movie trailer of your life o7.) a song that reminds you of somewhere o8.) a favorite song from last year o9.) a song with a color in the title 1o.) a song that would be your own country’s national anthem 11.) a song by an artist you’re not-so-secretly crushing on 12.) a song that reminds you of your favorite season 13.) a song you play when you need to go on a crying jag 14.) a song you’d like to kiss to 15.) a song with lyrics you’d like to tattoo on yourself
|Enjolras:||IT'S TIME TO TRYYYYY DEFYING MONARCHY|
grantaire videoing all his friends like a documentary and he narrates it in a very bad david attenborough impression and its just the morning routines of the amis or their eating habits or marius’ quest to find cosette
"and here, we see the courfeyrac grooming himself for his mate, the combefe-"
"i swAER TO GDI TAIRE GET OUT"
*long shot of marius staring longingly at cosette and valjean on a park bench*
"the marius, an odd bird of the animal kingdom, uses a peculiar technique to finding his mate. the stand, stare and stalk technique has been used by many generations of pontmercy, but not to this extent. let us see it in action now"
*creepy zoom on marius’ face*